When driving to the cinema with a group of friends, I took a wrong turn making the journey about 2 minutes longer than normal. When we arrived Dave suggested that we should have gone the normal route as we would have arrived 5 minutes earlier.
So the normal route would have took us 3 minutes back in time would it Dave?

Watching Neighbours we were discussing Australian summer happening when it was winter here. A friend was quite surprised and then asked if Australians celebrate christmas 6 months after we do in England

Discusing Irish politics:
So Sinn Fein is Gerry Adam’s best friend then?

Talking with my girlfriend about the north pole I mentioned that how there was the magnetic north pole and a geographical north pole and that the magnetic north pole was where the magnetic fields converged and you could get there by following your compass. She was suprised as she though compasses worked “using the wind or something”.

In the pub a friend of mine couldn’t find anything on the menu to eat. Her mum pointed out the chicken which she might like, her reply was “But it's only a half roast chicken I want mine fully cooked.”

Sat at a BBQ and the wind was blowing smoke into a friends face. As this was quite annoying she asked someone to turn the BBQ round so the smoke would blow in a different direction - I’m sure the wind had nothing to do with it.