One of my recent favourite quotes from Not always right.

Candid camera, Candid Answer
CAMERA STORE | ENGLAND, UK

Me: “Hello there, can I help you?”
Customer: “I’d like some batteries for my camera.”
Me: “Okay, what does it take?”
Customer: “Pictures.”

I thought the first video addition to the site should be a classic. David Tua may have been a decent boxer but he certainly isn’t going to make spelling bee champ.

“Claire Taylor) is the first female woman to be one of Wisden’s Cricketers of the Year.”
From the Daily Telegraph website (via BBC Sports Quotes of the week)

Sky sports Soccer Saturday exchange
Jeff Stelling: “And Matt, Joe Hart’s invincible today”
Matthew Le Tissier: “No he's not, Jeff – I can see him from here!”

(via BBC Sports Quotes of the week)

Good old celebrity big brother –
Dane Bowers to Vinnie Jones: “Have you seen a film called The Condemned?”
Vinnie Jones: “I was in it.”