Just what you want, a Freudian slip caught on camera on your wedding day.

“We will have to see whether the tendon is completely severed, partly severed, or something in between’.
Specialist Dr Sakari Orava on David Beckham’s injury. Ah yes, the well known not-really-but-a-bit-severed stage which is not completely or partial.
(Sean Heighton, England)

(Via BBC sports quotes of the week)

Alan Green: “He’s just gone off there, Vidic, for treatment to a cut across his nose.”
Robbie Earle: “That’s the same nose that got banged on mid-week against Milan.”
5 live commentary during the Man Utd v Fulham match. Silly of Vidic not to wear his spare nose.
(Libby Curran, USA)

(Via BBC sports quotes of the week)

“You can’t really tell you’re going bald unless you look at it.”

“That’s three world-class saves I’ve seen today – two from Cech, one from Green and one from Myhill.“
Garth Crooks getting his sums wrong on Final Score.

Found via BBC sports quotes of the week.

“Just look at the noise here.”
Marcel Desailly at the Inter-Chelsea match.

Found via BBC sports quotes of the week.

“Nine goals without a game for Rasiak.”
Mick Conway reporting from the Reading-Sheffield Wednesday match on Soccer Saturday.

Found via BBC sports quotes of the week.

High quality journalism, just what you’d expect from the Guardian.
“The trouble with making such a massive change is that it would change the game massively”

Found via this tweet by @JDGMedia

Obviously here at The Blonde Board we look around at other funny sites on the web and this is certainly one of my favourite comments from http://www.failbooking.com