After watching something on BBC the schedule ran on to a wildlife program as usual voiced by Sir David Attenborough. As he narrated a chase involving a leopard a voice from the corner of the room said “Wow, they look just like cats.”

My girlfriend many years ago was walking past a Jaguar car garage asked if the silver cat on the roof was a panther. A quick nod to the big letters underneath that spelt Jaguar soon set her straight.

Then a few weeks ago at Chester Zoo we went into the Jaguar enclosure talking about this panther/jaguar confusion story. As we walked into the Jaguar house which has a big jaguar car sponsorship logo on the outside, my girlfriend turns and says “So what are we looking at in here then?”

Listening to Radio One this was on:
A vet gave a woman some cream for her cat as it was ill and needed some antibiotics. As he was out of his usual labelled stock he gave her one that was also used for cows as it's cheaper, it therefore has instructions for use on cows written on the tube.
After a week of using the cream she brought the cat back and the vet said the cat is fine and you can stop using the cream now.
“Great” she said “I can have a good cup of tea again”.
“What do mean?” asked the vet.
“Well I like milk in my tea and on the tube for the cream it says after use throw out all milk for the next 48 hours.”

Jamie: “Have you ever seen…”
Everyone else: “Have we ever seen what?”
Jamie: “Doesn’t matter cos I’ve just realised and you’ll think i’m stupid”
Me: “No, tell us”
Jamie: “Well i was gonna ask how do you know which one is Bodger and which is Badger but then I realised one of them's a badger”

This was after she’d asked us what type of animal is tigger supposed to be.