A friend was laughing at his girlfriend who thought clay pigeons were real birds and then when he explained clay pigeon shooting was just clay discs she asked why people would want to fire clay discs at pigeons.

Discussing the phonetic alphabet with a few people, one of them said “I don’t really know it, on the phone I just say things like A for orange.“

After watching the film “The Road”, based on a novel by Cormac McCarthy which is described as “A post-apocalyptic tale of a man and his son trying to survive by any means possible.”, my girlfriend talking to her friend asked “So is it based on a true story then?”

Whilst watching the adverts between Coronation Street an advert came on for a TV drama entitled “Munich” about the Busby Babes airplane crash. I explained to my female companion that it was about the ‘58 Man Utd team and the tragedy of the event. Upon which she replied “How awful where did that happen?”

Whilst watching the TV news MP David Blunkett was being interviewed and his eyes were darting around and looking down to the right of the camera. One of our friends commented –
“He’s blatantly reading those answers from something off camera!”

For those not familiar with David Blunkett, he’s blind!

Just what you want, a Freudian slip caught on camera on your wedding day.

“You can’t really tell you’re going bald unless you look at it.”

Obviously here at The Blonde Board we look around at other funny sites on the web and this is certainly one of my favourite comments from http://www.failbooking.com

Organising a Sunday afternoon with my girlfriend.
-“You’d like to watch the football at some point.”
-“How about quarter to four when it kicks off?”

My boyfriend does a lot of impersonations, the other day after he had done one I said “Stop doing your impersonations, you sound like a different person”