Recently I heard these two misinterpretations that friends of mine have said in church as kids. The first is “Thanks, Peter God” instead of “Thanks be to God” and “Harold be they name” instead of “Hallowed be thy name”

Just what you want, a Freudian slip caught on camera on your wedding day.

I went to a college at a Catholic school and we were told we were going to have a presentation about a pilgrimage to Lourdes in France to try and convince people to go.
My girlfriend at the time asked why they were making so much fuss about going to watch cricket.