“Food has been a part of you life, well since childhood.”
James Martin talking to Nadia Sawalha on Saturday Kitchen.

A Sky News reported gets a little tongue tied, or is she just making it all up?
(found via Probably Bad News)

After watching something on BBC the schedule ran on to a wildlife program as usual voiced by Sir David Attenborough. As he narrated a chase involving a leopard a voice from the corner of the room said “Wow, they look just like cats.”

“Let’s see if we can lip-read and hear what he said.”
Lee Dixon on Match of the Day after seeing Owen Coyle’s reaction when Kevin Davies had a goal disallowed against Fulham.

(Found via the BBC Sports quotes of the week)

“I am not getting any younger and there are a few other guys in the same situation.”
England Rugby Union player Nick Easter

(Found via the BBC Sports quotes of the week)

Organising a Sunday afternoon with my girlfriend.
-“You’d like to watch the football at some point.”
-“How about quarter to four when it kicks off?”

“I was shocked when the FA came knocking on my door bell.” – Michael Owen
(I’m not sure if it’s Michael Owen getting confused or somebody from the FA struggling with how to use a doorbell who’s having trouble here?)

My boyfriend does a lot of impersonations, the other day after he had done one I said “Stop doing your impersonations, you sound like a different person”

It is very nosey listening to conversations on the train but it can also be very interesting, take this little conversation on a train to London shortly after Cheryl Cole had performed on X-Factor.
“I didn’t think Cheryl Cole was that good on X-Factor, a lot of the contestants are better than her.”
“I know, she’s not good enough to judge that competition, she’d never with anything like that.”

That’s Cheryl Cole a winner on the 2002 series of Popstars: The Rivals.

“What’s Willy short for… Is it Richard?”
“Erm no. It’s short for William!”