Planning a cycling trip can be hard at the best of times, especially such a big one as John O’Groats to Lands End. The big decision is of course which way do you go? Do you cycle from Scotland to England as going north to south is “going down and therefore easier” or do you go the other way because then you’ll somehow “miss out the hills in Scotland”.

Playing a game of articulate with some friends, the other team were having their turn.


- “It’s a city in China”
- “Tokyo”
- “Correct”

This new site is very multimedia, we even have a picture. Turns out people can say stupid things on Facebook as well.

(From somewhere on the internets)

One of my recent favourite quotes from Not always right.

Candid camera, Candid Answer
CAMERA STORE | ENGLAND, UK

Me: “Hello there, can I help you?”
Customer: “I’d like some batteries for my camera.”
Me: “Okay, what does it take?”
Customer: “Pictures.”

I thought the first video addition to the site should be a classic. David Tua may have been a decent boxer but he certainly isn’t going to make spelling bee champ.

“Claire Taylor) is the first female woman to be one of Wisden’s Cricketers of the Year.”
From the Daily Telegraph website (via BBC Sports Quotes of the week)

Sky sports Soccer Saturday exchange
Jeff Stelling: “And Matt, Joe Hart’s invincible today”
Matthew Le Tissier: “No he's not, Jeff – I can see him from here!”

(via BBC Sports Quotes of the week)

Good old celebrity big brother –
Dane Bowers to Vinnie Jones: “Have you seen a film called The Condemned?”
Vinnie Jones: “I was in it.”

Woman walks into the chip shop and asks for fish and chips.
Assistant : “Cod or Haddock?”
Woman : “Which one’s fishier?”

On an email from Radio One
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