When at Phil’s house watching the cricket I asked “what do you think the difference between facing an 80 mph ball and a 70 mph ball would be?”
I probably asked for the answer “about 10 miles per hour”

Greg’s friend – “I’m thinking of coming off the pill and using a different kind of contraception.”
Greg – “What like tampons?”

(All names have been left the same to ensure embarrassment)

A classic clip for a Friday? Well why not.

I first saw this either on Probably Bad News or Fail blog.

Manager Billy Davies following Nottingham Forest’s emphatic win at West Brom – “Friday’s game has gone and come Saturday it was all about starting with a blank sheet of football and starting to prepare for a difficult cup tie.”

(From langboyred on BBC sport quotes of the week)

Amongst a group of friends there had been a spate of people getting pulled over by the police. The latest victim was telling us about it and then asked if he was the only one.
Rohan : “Has anyone else got a speeding ticket?”
Matt : “Yep Graham’s got one”
Rohan : “What for?”
Matt : “Erm…… speeding”

Planning a cycling trip can be hard at the best of times, especially such a big one as John O’Groats to Lands End. The big decision is of course which way do you go? Do you cycle from Scotland to England as going north to south is “going down and therefore easier” or do you go the other way because then you’ll somehow “miss out the hills in Scotland”.

Playing a game of articulate with some friends, the other team were having their turn.


- “It’s a city in China”
- “Tokyo”
- “Correct”

This new site is very multimedia, we even have a picture. Turns out people can say stupid things on Facebook as well.

(From somewhere on the internets)

One of my recent favourite quotes from Not always right.

Candid camera, Candid Answer
CAMERA STORE | ENGLAND, UK

Me: “Hello there, can I help you?”
Customer: “I’d like some batteries for my camera.”
Me: “Okay, what does it take?”
Customer: “Pictures.”

I thought the first video addition to the site should be a classic. David Tua may have been a decent boxer but he certainly isn’t going to make spelling bee champ.