1. January 26th, 2010

    Quick cricket calculation

    When at Phil’s house watching the cricket I asked “what do you think the difference between facing an 80 mph ball and a 70 mph ball would be?”
    I probably asked for the answer “about 10 miles per hour”


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  2. January 25th, 2010

    Not the best method of birth control

    Greg’s friend – “I’m thinking of coming off the pill and using a different kind of contraception.”
    Greg – “What like tampons?”

    (All names have been left the same to ensure embarrassment)


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  3. January 22nd, 2010

    The definition of disability has certainly changed somewhat

    A classic clip for a Friday? Well why not.

    I first saw this either on Probably Bad News or Fail blog.


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  4. January 21st, 2010

    So what does that look like?

    Manager Billy Davies following Nottingham Forest’s emphatic win at West Brom – “Friday’s game has gone and come Saturday it was all about starting with a blank sheet of football and starting to prepare for a difficult cup tie.”

    (From langboyred on BBC sport quotes of the week)


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  5. January 20th, 2010

    Speeding tickets

    Amongst a group of friends there had been a spate of people getting pulled over by the police. The latest victim was telling us about it and then asked if he was the only one.
    Rohan : “Has anyone else got a speeding ticket?”
    Matt : “Yep Graham’s got one”
    Rohan : “What for?”
    Matt : “Erm…… speeding”


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  6. January 19th, 2010

    Up? Down? Which way’s easier?

    Planning a cycling trip can be hard at the best of times, especially such a big one as John O’Groats to Lands End. The big decision is of course which way do you go? Do you cycle from Scotland to England as going north to south is “going down and therefore easier” or do you go the other way because then you’ll somehow “miss out the hills in Scotland”.


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  7. January 18th, 2010

    At least someone knows what she’s talking about

    Playing a game of articulate with some friends, the other team were having their turn.


    - “It’s a city in China”
    - “Tokyo”
    - “Correct”


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  8. January 17th, 2010

    So why is it called an Xbox 360?

    This new site is very multimedia, we even have a picture. Turns out people can say stupid things on Facebook as well.

    (From somewhere on the internets)


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  9. January 16th, 2010

    Well he is correct

    One of my recent favourite quotes from Not always right.

    Candid camera, Candid Answer
    CAMERA STORE | ENGLAND, UK

    Me: “Hello there, can I help you?”
    Customer: “I’d like some batteries for my camera.”
    Me: “Okay, what does it take?”
    Customer: “Pictures.”


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  10. January 15th, 2010

    A few too many punches to the head

    I thought the first video addition to the site should be a classic. David Tua may have been a decent boxer but he certainly isn’t going to make spelling bee champ.


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